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Twas the night before Christmas (33 posts)
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...and all 'cross Spank!mag;
CB was flirting and generally being a slag.
His Stockings were laddered and thrown off with no care
his Canadian bottom exposed to fresh air

The Spank!ers were scared and run off to their beds
with visions of his member stuck in their heads
But Ivan in her wisdom and I with a FAP!
bent Stephen over and gave him a slap.

When on the forum there arose such a clatter
I clicked refresh to see what was the matter
To open a new tab I clicked like a dash
Mack had arrived and she started to flash

The moon on her chest and some new-fallen snow
gave the lustre of midday to my member below
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But Shelly wearing nothing but a smile and a cheer

With an old leather paddle she'd found on the floor
she joined in and gave Stephen damned well what for!
More rapid than eagles his curses they came
other Spank!ers looked curious as he called them by name

"Now JP, Now Meghan, now Evan and Ellen
Harder Beth, on Sparkles, on Matty and Azden
To the orgy of Spankmag I invite you all
now come with me, come with me, come with me all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly
Silvana and Jeri came dashing with a tear in each eye
"we thought we had missed it" we heard them scream
but they'd brought chocolate mousse and tins of whipped cream

Then in a twinkling, they ripped off their clothes
and started spanking poor Stephen as if they were foes
Such vigour excited him, he was of great cheer
As Ashley in the nude came and gave him a beer

Evan whom till now had been too shy to strip
Started taking his togs off with a mighty great rip
He stood proudly in suspenders, thong and a bra
Cazma looked appreciatively, "Now that's fair braw!"

Stephen's eyes now twinkled! His dimples, how merry!
His cheeks were all rosey-red like a cherry
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow
As he exclaimed very loudly "I'm going to blow!"

A mighty purple ball gag, he placed in his mouth
As a quivering came from somewhere down south
His broad chest and plump little belly
Shook with ecstasy like a bowl full of jelly

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work
looking at evan's stockings he started to jerk
laying his finger on the side of his nose
he gave a nod and some fluid ahem rose and rose.

All over the spank!ers he emptied his sack
all were soaked, he'd released a great swack
I heard him exclaim as propelled out of sight
"pHappy phriptmaph to all, and to all a pgood-pnight!"

With apologies to all not mentioned, all mentioned and the dignity lossed herein by CB!

[This post edited by tripod2000 on 21 December 2010 ]

[This post edited by tripod2000 on 29 December 2010 ]

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Amazing!
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Thank you.

I think other Spank!ers should create their own 13 stanza epic tale of the Christmas-Penguin-Party/Orgy from their perspectives. Kinda like how the film 'Hero' had the same story from multiple view points.
quote / posted 21 December 2010 6:42 AM
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...wow shocked!
quote / posted 21 December 2010 10:34 AM
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.. oh, my god.
quote / posted 21 December 2010 11:29 AM
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I thought you came off quite well!
quote / posted 21 December 2010 11:43 AM
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I'm amused by the use of "braw"
quote / posted 21 December 2010 11:57 AM
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Really?!
quote / posted 21 December 2010 12:21 PM
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Moved to sexuality.
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Hehe why ever was this amusing ditty moved to sexuality?

Oh, because it's about CB spunking all over us all. Your mind works in interesting ways, Tripod. :p
quote / posted 21 December 2010 1:23 PM
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Dang, I tried to keep it cleanish but it got away from me.
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If there really was a spank orgy I'd blatantly have a bigger role :p As it is you only included me because my name rhymes with Evan's!
quote / posted 21 December 2010 4:25 PM
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My original plan was to have a tale of a spank! orgy with everyone joining in. I then found it a little pervy if I put too much about women doing things. Where as making fun of CB and Evan seemed appropriate. As I said, maybe someone should write one from their perspective, maybe weave in events from the above and start making a web of perspectives.

I'm sure you would play a bigger role. Indeed I'm sure everyone would get their fair share, socio-liberal styleee! hehe
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(Oh and I didn't want Evan in the "dasher, dancer, prancer" bit but struggled to think of someone with a suitable two vowel name. Damnit Gentleman/Jon isn't in it for that reason.)

Plus any orgy would also need this guy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pK5HmuCMBM

[This post edited by tripod2000 on 21 December 2010 ]

quote / posted 21 December 2010 11:14 PM
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Bwahahahahahahahaha Laughing!
Can we enact this at Spannkiversary 2015?
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KIDDING GUYS. JUST KIDDING, K? SERIOUSLY JUST KIDDING. Don't even want an iota of this.
In one of the parallel universes, Spankmag is an internet forum for a BDSM group that meets in person only at Christmas.
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quoting: Tiresias

KIDDING GUYS.



Dang! Very Happy
quote / posted 22 December 2010 10:36 AM
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oh my gosh Very Happy what a hoot
quote / posted 22 December 2010 10:52 AM
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I sort of hate this thread a little bit for being the first/second thing I think of when I hear or see "braw"... previously, it was "I'd be as braw as ye are fair.. laddie, would you love me?" >.>

Or maybe I'm just feeling left out Very Happy
...but not.
quote / posted 22 December 2010 7:49 PM
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days later i still can't think of a proper reply Razz you crazy man
i just want to see CB's reply. i like the use of 'swack'
quote / posted 23 December 2010 9:50 AM
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I don't know that CB frequents the sexuality forum as it probably makes him feel like a dirty old man!

Leila, maybe one day I'll make a sequel
quote / posted 23 December 2010 9:56 AM

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