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sherarakay: a modern tale of black youth gone bad. (105 posts)
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Mr. Freeze
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my dog is having kitens, and i am home alone.
i don't know what to do!

we were watching this show on the spanish channel called "100 mexicanos dijeron" i yelled out the answer to one of the questions: "tomatillo!" and then i heard my puppy screambark.

it was like: "aroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobark!"

and then there was this sound like running water. at first i thought that she was peeing on the floor, so i opened the door and tried to make her go outside. my neighbour, mrs. curry was outside serving coleslaw and hotdogs by her pool. she said " hey... you, boy.... are you crazed? that dog's got a kitten in her pussy, leave her be!"

i was like... "what?"

i looked down at sherarakay (thats my dog) and sure enough, there were kittens dropping out of her.

what do i do?
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my dog is having kitens, and i am home alone.
i don't know what to do!


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Alcinoos
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Click for profile 		I would be scared if kittens were coming out of my dog.
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Click for profile 		What the..?
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Click for profile 		i like how he added that the answer was tomatilla!!
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LiMeDcOcOnUt
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Click for profile 		kittens?

trans-species breeding.

bah.

I want photographic evidence.
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Mr. Freeze
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Click for profile 		okay... i'm trying to remember to breathe, here. i am panicking.
sherarakay is laying on the kitchen floor and they are still coming out of her.

there are 4 of them now. i mean, i've already named them thomas-paul, elixir, raytheon and ntaaquaayaa, but still i don't know how to stop her from having more.

and who eats the little cords off of them? me or her?

oh god wait, mrs. curry is screaming something from the fence. i can't handle this right now!
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Click for profile 		i bet they'd be good on a tortilla
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LiMeDcOcOnUt
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can I have ntaaquaayaa...with the ublilical cord please.

makes good gravy.
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name one rosy
and i think you're in charge of eating your dog's kittens' umbilical cords.
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Click for profile 		no. i don't eat pussies.

mrs. curry was saying something about hot towels. get hot towels.
what the fuck do i need hot towels for?

she's had another one, now. it's name is fudge-riley.
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Oo0polkadots0oO
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Click for profile 		name the ugliest most bald one "rosy"
use the hot towels to, um, put on your forhead. it relieves stress and looks damn funny.
but seriously, if your dog WAS having KITTENS you wouldn't be sitting on the computer, you'd be helping out your poor doggy who's having babies.. whatever species they are.
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Click for profile 		take pictures of you eating through the cords
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Alcinoos
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Click for profile 		Are you ugly and bald, Rosy?
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Oo0polkadots0oO
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Click for profile 		yes, of course i am!
i look like the monster kid from lord of the rings
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Alcinoos
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Click for profile 		And your scalp has all these gross pox and sunspots, right? That explains your username.
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Mr. Freeze
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Click for profile 		guys, cut it out, this is serious!
mrs. curry is on my kitchen floor, eating through cords and cursing in yiddish.
i think it's yiddish.
she's jewish, right? i think mom said she was a jew, once, when we had that garage sale.

anyway, she's two more kittens now. one is elettra and then there's overstock.com. he's solid white!
i called 911 and they laughed at me. my mom;s not answering her celphone.
i'm wondering who's gonna clean all this shit up.

ugh.
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supporter graphic  MajorCrash
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Click for profile 		ew, i'd just cut the cords. no way i'd chomp down on those things.
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Oo0polkadots0oO
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Click for profile 		is mrs. curry your neighbor or the dog?
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